By Carlos Bertolazzi from Brazil
(Copyright 1997)

You could be a golf nut if you call your back yard the driving range.

You could be a golf nut if you call your wife's flower garden, "ground under repair."

You could be a golf nut if your dog's name is Mulligan.

You could be a golf nut if you put white stakes between you and your neighbors yard.

You could be a golf nut if you put a sign in your yard that says "repair all ball marks and replace all divots."

You could be a golf nut if your wife introduces you to your kids as their father.

You could be a golf nut if before you cross a pedestrian walk in your car you stick your head out the window and yell FORE!

You could be a golf nut if you refer to your bird bath as "casual water."

You could be a golf nut if you call the cat's litter box a bunker.

You could be a golf nut it you try to pick up your 6 month old daughter with the overlapping grip.

You could be a golf nut if you call your mother-in-law a double bogey.

You could be a golf nut if your kids have no shoes but you have a new Callaway Big Big Bertha Titanium Driver with a 9.5 degree loft with a stiff flex graphite shaft.